Monday, 13 July 2015

Yummy Mummy !






Here is what my 5 year old says when she comes home from school which sounds really cool. 

"Mummy is so sweet like sugar and honey,
She gives me food to fill my tummy,
It is so yummy yummy yummy!!"

All the mummies out there, don't you really and clearly wait to hear this? I certainly do !!

It feels like, it's time to emerge as a master chef now. "For grins" ☺️

Mummy's answer to this tasteful and exquisite poem.

My innocent baby,
Yummy dishes which I cook,
Are all from your granny's book.
At times I ask google when I am lazy, 
To make it exactly as u say,
Easy peezy lemon squeezy.
You don't know it's such a pain to  wake up so early.
But I will, 
For my world, my cute girly.

©2015 Sneha Shah.

Thursday, 23 April 2015

Whoopee Performers.

It's a treasure hunt when we don't know "what's what". It's like a puzzle when we can't figure out "name of the game" they are playing.
It's your munchkin's silly adorable childhood where you don't know what's going on. Let's observe their most amazing real world.
Live it up !
Live commentary on their performance.
 
Put on the toon goggles to have a good read and smile widely.
 
It's entertaining!
 
 
 
Munchkin's Performance : 
 
 
Their long talks and walks with laughing buddha. But the topic of  a long  lasting talk is never revealed.
 
A verbal diarrhoea  of small incomprehensible coolest words ever heard.
 
It's worth watching when they dig the nose deeply and feel proud to make it more expressive.
 
Joy screams  near and far, here and there each day. It seems like they expect us to try and join when nobody is looking at you.
 
Their immense love for the smiley faces.Looking in the mirror and pointing out the chubby facial features is long lasting.
 
Very healthy conversation with themselves which is an all-time best seller.
 
Itching silky scalp anytime they feel with confidence. And occasionally, that little cottony butt too.
 
Laugh hysterically and cry dramatically  at any point, in any case.
 
Get up and start running when uncomfortable. How comfortable is that.
 
 
Childhood is the most beautiful  in all life's seasons.
 
 
 
©2015 Sneha Shah.
 



 

Thursday, 5 March 2015

Fancy mood seesaw

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


 
Have you ever noticed your child's fancy temper swings. It's more like a seesaw, up - down, down - up and laugh-cry, cry - laugh. But, for a mother there is no escapism. How small buds make you intelligent plus super active. The minute happenings of their little world makes you think how to divert their mind.
Here are some moody scenes for you to imagine and to bring a smile on your face.
 
 
Breakneck mood - Sitting down in middle of the road, crying loudly, for the favorite toy, you have forgotten.
And you are dead.....
What to do ?
 
Threatening mood - A look of "can you give me what I want" or  shall I spill this water all over the house?
You run to save that glass...hop skip jump....and you loose.
spilling is almost everyday.
yell, clean, cry ...please tell me why ?
And you are hyper active
 
Flattering mood- Just 3 words "I love you mummy". All sweeten up. Wow !
And you are stress free.
 
Selfish mood - After getting tired of daily grind. Sweating whole day long behind your baby but the share of hugs and kisses goes to dear papa. How mean is that.
And you are surely offended.
 
Demanding mood - Showering long hugs and kisses on you.
A sigh of yeah, she loves me more than papa.
You are knocked out in just a minute,
And their demand is fulfilled.
 
Smart babies can surely change your mood with their mood swings.
 

©2015 Sneha Shah.

Monday, 8 December 2014

Laugh and laugh kiddie jokes.

when there's a free laughter all around the house. When little angels cook up the stories which always tickle your tummy, where present, past and future are all jumbled up. They make the surrounding so Tense Free.
That's  the time when  you start joking with them and garnish your conversation with jokes accompanied by bursts of laughter.
 
how do you make your kid laugh and laugh ?
Here's my recipe:
 
Few clownish actions,
A pinch of  sweet pun,
Add colorful fun,
Lot of tummy tickles,
Sprinkle some jokes.
And savor little ones delicious  laughter.
 
Serve this bowl of jokes in any hour of time to have a laughter inducing effect, improving your style of telling a joke too.
 
 
Q. Why was the tomato blushing?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing.
 
Q. What do cats read in the morning?
A. Mewspapers.
 
Q. There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left?
A. None. They were all copy cats.
 
Q. What is the difference between a horse and a duck?
A. One goes quick and the other goes quack.
 
Q. What fruit teases you a lot?
A. A Ba na..na..na..na..na...
 
Q. What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
A. Catch.
 
Q. What do you call a witch at the beach?
A. A sand-witch.
 
Q. Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
A. To the mewseum.
 
Q. Why was the dog sweating so much?
A. He was a hotdog.
 
Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7 8 9.
 
Q. Why did the witch travel on a broom?
A. She couldn't afford a vacuum cleaner.
 
Q. What's a horse's favorite sport?
A. Stable tennis.
 
Q. Why did the horse eat with its mouth open?
A. Because it had bad stable manners.
 
Q. What do you call a great dog detective?
A. Sherlock Bones.
 
Have Fun !!


©2014 Sneha Shah.

Tuesday, 25 November 2014

Twist yourself with Tongue Twisters.

Hello readers,
 
Do tongue twisters twist your tongue ?
It's pure wordplay entertainment for all. Children love these tongue twisters. Laughter and more laughter.
Repeat as quickly as possible ...no stumbling.. no mispronouncing allowed. It's funny. An amusing speech therapy for young ones too.
 
It's a bet : you will unmistakably make mistakes and will surely try,  till you don't get it right. Enjoy !
 
Here comes, my favorite and humorous childhood special :
 
She sells sea-shells on the sea-shore.
The shells she sells are sea-shells, I'm sure.
For if she sells sea-shells on the sea-shore
Then I'm sure she sells sea-shore shells.
 
Bitty batter bought some butter,
But the butter was bitter.
So she bought another butter,
To make bitter butter better.

My baby loves this one :
 
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?  
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a  
woodchuck could chuck.
 
Roll your tongue, it's droll :
 
Robert Rolly rolled a round.  
If Robert Rolly rolled a round roll round.  
Where is the round roll, Robert Rolly rolled around?
 
Silly :
 
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit.  
And on a slitted sheet I sit.  
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit.  
The sheet I slit, that sheet was it.
 
I could actually create this one :
 
She shines,
She shines like a sunshine.
Who shines ?
She signs sunshine,
Her name is miss shy sunshine.
 
Haaaa....can't do this simple one :
 
Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People.
 
This is witty :
 
If Freaky Fred Found Fifty Feet of Fruit and Fed Forty Feet to his Friend Frank how many Feet of Fruit did Freaky Fred Find?
 
Isn't this hilarious :
 
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where is the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?          
 
How was that ?
 


©2014 Sneha Shah.

Tuesday, 18 November 2014

Woven Fairy tales.
















 
 
 
 
 
 
Topsy-turvy crib full of toys,
I don't grumble, it spreads joyful noise.
For, I know these toy stories are for few years,
I hear them all with my  bunny ears.
 
I adore when babies chatter all around the house, in the midst of the dolls and bobbing baby toys kingdom.
I wonder, when mummy is not mummy,
She is a Mickey Mouse.
I wonder, when papa is not papa,
He is a Prince Charming.
It's a woven fairy tale and you are " Alice in wonderland"
The house full of cartoon characters,
Sometimes you are a queen,
At times you are a king.
Fairy daughter takes over with her magical wand.
she, the cutest, reigns over the toy kingdom.
Beware, her will can even make you a monster.
 
This imagination is unimaginable.
These dramatic peep in bits are sparkling.
I am wondering and admiring with all my heart.

©2014 Sneha Shah.

Tuesday, 4 November 2014

Uma Joshi Ye Ye Ye.......

Uma Joshi Ye Ye Ye....
These days my daughter is in love with this sweet song, the way I was during my childhood. She has opened up a screaming childhood chamber of my mind. Flash on ....I can visualize the entire play, full of pep in front of my eyes.
Peek-a-boo.....and I could remember the complete song. It used to be one of the best pass times, rock and roll songs with friends, singing and clapping hands together on a natural beat.
Try this out, it's fun.

 








Here we go ........
 
Uma Joshi ye ye ye,
My mother she told me a sixty years ago.
There came a lady knocking at the door.
With a ooh aah, I want some pah.
The pah so sweet, I want some meat.
The meat so rough, I want to go  by bus.
The bus so full, I want to ride a bull.
The bull so fat, I want my money back.
The Money so green, I want some cherry beans.
Cherry beans so red, I want to go to bed.
The bed is so yellow, goodnight dirty fellow.
 
 Funny -  ''pah''(?)


©2014 Sneha Shah.