Monday, 8 December 2014

Laugh and laugh kiddie jokes.

when there's a free laughter all around the house. When little angels cook up the stories which always tickle your tummy, where present, past and future are all jumbled up. They make the surrounding so Tense Free.
That's  the time when  you start joking with them and garnish your conversation with jokes accompanied by bursts of laughter.
 
how do you make your kid laugh and laugh ?
Here's my recipe:
 
Few clownish actions,
A pinch of  sweet pun,
Add colorful fun,
Lot of tummy tickles,
Sprinkle some jokes.
And savor little ones delicious  laughter.
 
Serve this bowl of jokes in any hour of time to have a laughter inducing effect, improving your style of telling a joke too.
 
 
Q. Why was the tomato blushing?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing.
 
Q. What do cats read in the morning?
A. Mewspapers.
 
Q. There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left?
A. None. They were all copy cats.
 
Q. What is the difference between a horse and a duck?
A. One goes quick and the other goes quack.
 
Q. What fruit teases you a lot?
A. A Ba na..na..na..na..na...
 
Q. What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
A. Catch.
 
Q. What do you call a witch at the beach?
A. A sand-witch.
 
Q. Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
A. To the mewseum.
 
Q. Why was the dog sweating so much?
A. He was a hotdog.
 
Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7 8 9.
 
Q. Why did the witch travel on a broom?
A. She couldn't afford a vacuum cleaner.
 
Q. What's a horse's favorite sport?
A. Stable tennis.
 
Q. Why did the horse eat with its mouth open?
A. Because it had bad stable manners.
 
Q. What do you call a great dog detective?
A. Sherlock Bones.
 
Have Fun !!


©2014 Sneha Shah.

Tuesday, 25 November 2014

Twist yourself with Tongue Twisters.

Hello readers,
 
Do tongue twisters twist your tongue ?
It's pure wordplay entertainment for all. Children love these tongue twisters. Laughter and more laughter.
Repeat as quickly as possible ...no stumbling.. no mispronouncing allowed. It's funny. An amusing speech therapy for young ones too.
 
It's a bet : you will unmistakably make mistakes and will surely try,  till you don't get it right. Enjoy !
 
Here comes, my favorite and humorous childhood special :
 
She sells sea-shells on the sea-shore.
The shells she sells are sea-shells, I'm sure.
For if she sells sea-shells on the sea-shore
Then I'm sure she sells sea-shore shells.
 
Bitty batter bought some butter,
But the butter was bitter.
So she bought another butter,
To make bitter butter better.

My baby loves this one :
 
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?  
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a  
woodchuck could chuck.
 
Roll your tongue, it's droll :
 
Robert Rolly rolled a round.  
If Robert Rolly rolled a round roll round.  
Where is the round roll, Robert Rolly rolled around?
 
Silly :
 
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit.  
And on a slitted sheet I sit.  
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit.  
The sheet I slit, that sheet was it.
 
I could actually create this one :
 
She shines,
She shines like a sunshine.
Who shines ?
She signs sunshine,
Her name is miss shy sunshine.
 
Haaaa....can't do this simple one :
 
Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People.
 
This is witty :
 
If Freaky Fred Found Fifty Feet of Fruit and Fed Forty Feet to his Friend Frank how many Feet of Fruit did Freaky Fred Find?
 
Isn't this hilarious :
 
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where is the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?          
 
How was that ?
 


©2014 Sneha Shah.

Tuesday, 18 November 2014

Woven Fairy tales.
















 
 
 
 
 
 
Topsy-turvy crib full of toys,
I don't grumble, it spreads joyful noise.
For, I know these toy stories are for few years,
I hear them all with my  bunny ears.
 
I adore when babies chatter all around the house, in the midst of the dolls and bobbing baby toys kingdom.
I wonder, when mummy is not mummy,
She is a Mickey Mouse.
I wonder, when papa is not papa,
He is a Prince Charming.
It's a woven fairy tale and you are " Alice in wonderland"
The house full of cartoon characters,
Sometimes you are a queen,
At times you are a king.
Fairy daughter takes over with her magical wand.
she, the cutest, reigns over the toy kingdom.
Beware, her will can even make you a monster.
 
This imagination is unimaginable.
These dramatic peep in bits are sparkling.
I am wondering and admiring with all my heart.

©2014 Sneha Shah.

Tuesday, 4 November 2014

Uma Joshi Ye Ye Ye.......

Uma Joshi Ye Ye Ye....
These days my daughter is in love with this sweet song, the way I was during my childhood. She has opened up a screaming childhood chamber of my mind. Flash on ....I can visualize the entire play, full of pep in front of my eyes.
Peek-a-boo.....and I could remember the complete song. It used to be one of the best pass times, rock and roll songs with friends, singing and clapping hands together on a natural beat.
Try this out, it's fun.

 








Here we go ........
 
Uma Joshi ye ye ye,
My mother she told me a sixty years ago.
There came a lady knocking at the door.
With a ooh aah, I want some pah.
The pah so sweet, I want some meat.
The meat so rough, I want to go  by bus.
The bus so full, I want to ride a bull.
The bull so fat, I want my money back.
The Money so green, I want some cherry beans.
Cherry beans so red, I want to go to bed.
The bed is so yellow, goodnight dirty fellow.
 
 Funny -  ''pah''(?)


©2014 Sneha Shah.
 
 

Tuesday, 28 October 2014

Girls think only pink.


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Baby girls are obsessed with color pink,
Pink color is ever green,
I think.
Ready with doll's dressing table in a blink.
Glossy lips, shiny cheeks, eye shadow loud,
but still on ninth cloud.
They say, I love my kitchen pink.
Wow doughnut pink, pizza pink and rice pink.
Is that all pink?
Lols, what a link.
Rub the lamp,
Call the fairy,
Show the magic,
change the color.
Wink wink!!

©2014 Sneha Shah.

Wednesday, 15 October 2014

comic FB connection with god....dont miss it.

What an innocent  and amusing bonding through painting.
A lighthearted FB chat with an Indian god. A modern funny way to pray.
An artistic mélange of belief and technology by a little girl.
creativity spills over into her painting.
GOD BLESS SWEET LITTLE SOULS.

 
















A prize winning painting by 10 years old Ruhie Shah.


©2014 Sneha Shah.

Wednesday, 24 September 2014

Rain drop story from my baby.

 

A natural deep-seated feeling,
Togetherness bound,
Heart is happy, I found,
baby blabbers and talks.
When rain is not rain, it's always rain rain go away for a little one.
When rain is not rain but clouds are crying and fighting, let's run.
When rain water puddles are only meant for jumping.
And best of all, when the rain water is meant to taste ,
babies mouth wide opens up.
Mom fill the bowl !!!
Yelp, yip, yowl
 
What happiness,
Mommy dear is hiding, swallowing heart-stirring moments.
Just like, how sun hides under the cloud on a rainy day.
It's a moment to talk, to hold each rain drop...don't miss it.
 
©2014 Sneha Shah.
 

Friday, 5 September 2014

Tantrum Humor.




Tantrums tantrums, toddlers tantrums
A torture to eardrums,
When it comes, mums are almost dumb.
Run, shout, hide, it stretches like a chewing gum.
Solution, please offer some solution,
Whether to beat the drum or pray, soon they take their thumb.
O'Lord , what is the symptom,
It's killing fearsome, babies seem like phantom,
A warm welcome to child's kingdom,
No matter what,
I think "Tantrum" is nothing less than showing their wisdom for freedom.

What do you think?



©2014 Sneha Shah.